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Let’s face it: the era of the brick-and-mortar stores pro­vid­ing cult movie fans with what they need is dead and gone.  Online is the way to go.  Not only is there a wealth of qual­ity retail­ers on the inter­net, you can also cut out the mid­dle man and buy directly from the com­pa­nies through their own stores.  Severin Films has entered the fray by open­ing their very own web­store, which sells every­thing from DVD’s and blu-rays to posters, t-shirts and pro­mo­tional items.  Read on for all the Severin-slinging news, direct from com­pany man and Schlockmania friend Evan Husney…

Severin Films Webstore Now Open, Including BIRDEMIC Merchandise!

Today, Severin Films proudly drags its analog-addled pos­te­rior into the 21st century.

You see, no one had ever both­ered to tell us that many of today’s film fans pre­fer to do their shop­ping in a land we’ve been informed is com­monly referred to as “Cyberspace.” Well, the mes­sage finally arrived (via car­rier pigeon), and today we are proud to announce the open­ing of our brand spank­ing new online Severin Store!

The online Severin Store is a mag­i­cal, mys­ti­cal two-dimensional land, where dis­crim­i­nat­ing cineastes are encour­aged to roam free and peruse the acres of Severin-related shoppables.

It’s a land not entirely with­out bor­ders; every Severin title from our glo­ri­ous almost five-year his­tory is only avail­able for pur­chase by cus­tomers within the United States (I’m not sure why it’s U.S. only — I’m just the messenger).

What’s avail­able to every­one through­out the uni­verse? How about one-of-a-kind exclu­sive posters (some signed), T-shirts and other pro­mo­tional items?

And how about, most mon­u­men­tally, the Birdemic mer­chan­dise you’ve been peck­ish for? Available now for the first time, Severin hereby encour­ages those of you lust­ing for more Birdemic in your lives to pur­chase your fair share of Birdemic coat hang­ers, T-shirts, posters, and heaven knows what else!

Because Severin loves you, totally, com­pletely, unabashedly, and with­out qual­i­fi­ca­tion, we will be offer­ing spe­cial dis­counts, hol­i­day sales, and unfath­omable pro­mo­tions that lie beyond the com­pre­hen­sion of the reg­u­lar retail world.

Is it Jess Franco’s birth­day? Why not cel­e­brate it with some dis­counted Franco mas­ter­works such as Bloody Moon and Macumba Sexual! 43rd anniver­sary of the Hell’s Angels’ dis­play at Altamont? Ring it in with style with a slashed-price disc of Stone, the sem­i­nal biker pic of its age! Divorce just became final? Send us proof and we’ll offer you a reduced rate on our “Back in Action” gift pack, which includes Felicity, Vanessa, Laure, Art of Love, Perfume of Yvonne, both of Black Emanuelle’s boxes, Joy, Joy & Joan, and The Sinful Dwarf!

Best of all, because we have offices in nine dif­fer­ent time zones, the online Severin Store never closes, so come on in, 24 hours a day, and we’ll get you your ill-gotten cel­lu­loid gains before you can say “Psychomania!”

If you have any ques­tions or com­ments regard­ing our web­store please con­tact store@severin-films.com.