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COVER GIRL MODELS: A Final Shoot For The Three Girl Sex Soap

Combining sex and soap opera mate­r­ial served New World Pictures well dur­ing their early years.  Starting with The Student Nurses, they stum­bled onto a for­mula — build an ensem­ble around three young women will­ing to shed their clothes, give each a soap opera style plot thread of their own and spice it up every reel More >

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PHILADELPHIA INTERNATIONAL — THE RE-EDITS: Re-Edited Or Re-Mixed, Love Is Still The Message

2012 is shap­ing up to be a big year for Philly Soul fans.  The leg­endary Philadelphia International Records label is cel­e­brat­ing its 40-year anniver­sary and has teamed up with Harmless Records to release a vari­ety of reis­sues that pay trib­ute to the satin-soul her­itage it cre­ated dur­ing its glory years in the 1970’s and early More >

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TRILLION — CLEAR APPROACH: High Art For The AOR Crowd

AOR offi­cially stands for Album-Oriented Rock but there’s a seg­ment of its fan­base that instead spells it out as “Adult-Oriented Rock.” Basically, this con­cept refers to a sound where rock instru­men­ta­tion is used but the design is both more ambi­tious and more dis­ci­plined, aim­ing for a more “adult” ver­sion of rock. There are hard rock More >

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COME AND GET IT — THE BEST OF APPLE RECORDS: The Best Mistake The Beatles Ever Made

Apple Records was essen­tially doomed from its incep­tion.  Founded by the Beatles with the dream of being a humane answer to the major labels, it never really took flight for a num­ber of rea­sons.  For starters, it was an arm of a major label instead of its inde­pen­dent oper­a­tion.  Also, the Beatles were less than More >

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AMERICANA — ROCK YOUR SOUL: Satisfying The Soft-Rock Sweet Tooth

AOR is a genre that is explored often at Schlockmania but it’s usu­ally done in the more arena-rocking con­text of this style (i.e. stuff along the lines of Styx, Journey, Foreigner, etc.).  However, there is another side to AOR that down­plays the bom­bast in favor of smooth melod­i­cism defined by light under­tones of jazz and More >

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MIXOLOGY — THE DEFINITIVE SALSOUL MIXES: When The Umpteenth Trip To The Vault Is Actually Worth It

If you had to pick a “most anthol­o­gized” record label for disco mate­r­ial, Salsoul Records would prob­a­bly take the cake.  They have con­sis­tently been one of the most influ­en­tial disco labels since the orig­i­nal rise/fall/rebirth of the genre and their mate­r­ial con­sis­tently remains in demand amongst afi­ciona­dos.  However, it’s rare that one of the count­less More >

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QUEEN — A NIGHT AT THE OPERA: A Rhapsody That Will Never Fade Away

With Sheer Heart Attack, Queen proved they had the song­writ­ing chops and sense of focus nec­es­sary to pack­age their flashy take on hard rock into a bonafide com­mer­cial propo­si­tion.  The next step was to con­sol­i­date their new­found pop­u­lar­ity: such a task sounds sim­ple in the­ory but it was tricky in prac­tice for a group with More >

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GREG LAKE — S/T: Trading The Prog 1970’s For The AOR 1980’s

The early 1980’s were a dif­fi­cult time for pro­gres­sive rock.  Its musi­cal pur­vey­ors were try­ing to find their foot­ing in a com­mer­cial arena dom­i­nated by Top 40 music and dodg­ing brick­bats from the crit­ics who detested the 1970’s-style bom­bast it rep­re­sented.  Though there was a core of fans still clam­or­ing for the pro­gres­sive style of More >

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QUEEN — SHEER HEART ATTACK: The Killer Queen Slays For The First Time

Album num­ber three for Queen rep­re­sented the divid­ing line between being cult favorites and being inter­na­tional super­stars.  Their first two albums, Queen and Queen II, are impres­sive and have aged well but they dis­play the band’s tal­ents in an insu­lar kind of way: putting Tolkienesque lyrics over an eccen­tric blend of har­mony pop and heavy More >

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QUEEN — QUEEN II: First Steps On The Road To Platinum Bombast

While Queen was a strong debut album, it sounds pos­i­tively gen­teel com­pared to what they would later do in terms of sonic grandeur.  Queen II was the next log­i­cal step, an album that found the group really sink­ing their col­lec­tive teeth into the pos­si­bil­i­ties of a record­ing stu­dio circa 1974.  The end result found the More >