Archive for December, 2009

joebobbriggs

THE BASIC SCHLOCK FILM BOOKSHELF, VOL. 1: The Holy Trinity

It took a long time for Your Humble Reviewer to develop the aes­thetic that fuels this web­site.  A key part of that devel­op­ment came from read­ing about cult movies.  There were a lot of great writ­ers whose pio­neer­ing work made it pos­si­ble for me to find my own per­sonal path to schlock. This is the More >

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ZEBRA — S/T: Schlock Rock From Bizarro World

This is a strange one, even by schlock-rock stan­dards – imag­ine a cross between Rush and Led Zeppelin (plus a dash of Yes), com­plete with a lead singer who has absorbed the styl­is­tic tics of the singers from each band.  Then, imag­ine said band play­ing a radio-slick fusion of hard rock, prog and AOR, deftly More >

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SURROGATES: My Idealized Self Is Kind Of Dull, Too

Hollywood’s lat­est stab at the tech-driven “high con­cept” thriller goes through the motions in slam-bang style and still man­ages to feel dead-on-arrival.   In Surrogates, Bruce Willis plays his umpteenth vari­a­tion on The Grizzled Cop Haunted By A Tragic Backstory in a future where the major­ity of human life func­tions are ful­filled by the title devices, More >

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It looks like we gonna have ourselves a rock & roll party…”: Welcome to Schlockmania

And with those immor­tal words from the run-out groove of Kiss’ Destroyer album, it begins. Yeah, I know.  Another review blog… but maybe, just maybe, I can offer you some­thing more.  Between the reviews, lists and essays, I hope to bring you into an aes­thetic where the con­cept of “schlock” is allowed to play a More >